Monday, July 9, 2007

Just Like That - Act 1, Scene 1

Q) What do you get when you mix large portions of vodka, rum, whiskey, pepsi, fanta, sprite, a DJ, loads of music and enthusiastic junta of the managerial kind?

A) The perfect brew called JLT.

Q) How do you go about brewing it?

Step 1: Take a large empty container. Fill it up with blocks of ice.



Step 2: Do not discriminate when it comes to spirits. Brand no bar, Type no bar, peeyengay bar bar...


Step 3: Tragedy strikes. Add large quantities of aerated drinks.



Step 4: Stir well. The brew is almost ready.





Step 5: Sip. Now, this is when the attention of every junta around the balti-counter shifts to your spirited (pun intended) face. Put up a disapproving countenance for that extra-kick and that eagerly awaited extra sip.




Step 6: Goto Step 5. (I leave it your discretion to decide when to break the cycle)

Step 7: "If we do not lay out ourselves in the service of mankind whom should we serve?" - John Adams (1767-1848)


Step 8: Let there be light...



Step 9: Let there be music...






Step 10: All for fun and fun for all.


Q) What to expect out of a JLT?

  • Out of the body Experiences...


  • International integration through spiritual harmony...

  • Bond building exercises...



  • And last but not the least ... lotsa dancing!



Q) What is this "JLT Effect" that junta keep talking about?

  • Before JLT



  • After JLT...


Q) Where does this happen?
A) In the hallowed grounds of
XIMB,
Ximb Square,
Bhubaneswar - 751013

Q) One last question. Why the name "Just like that" ?
A) Ummm ... Well, Just Like That! ... hic!


Cheers!